1 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:04,731 Here you go. 2 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:09,486 This is hazelnut? 3 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,048 Damn, that's warm. 4 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,073 Hey, coffee's hot. 5 00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:16,803 Henry installed one of those, thing-a-majigs, whatever. 6 00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:18,221 - Coffee machine. - Yeah. 7 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:20,223 - You're still here? - Here to help, boss. 8 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,475 Yeah, with him here, let's see those dudes try to Chuck 9 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:25,103 you in the back of the trunk now, pedo. Ain't going down. 10 00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:28,106 Stop calling me pedo, okay? 11 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:30,024 It is not a cool nickname. 12 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:32,860 All right, goddamn. What the fuck am I supposed to call you, then? 13 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:34,988 I don't know. Lefty, lucky, something cool. 14 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:38,825 Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's not how nicknames work, dawg. 15 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:40,451 Start calling you scarecrow. 16 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:41,786 Why? Cause I'm tall? 17 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:43,850 Nah, dude, 'cause you don't use your fucking brain. 18 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:49,651 Listen, call me my name, Lee, or you'll be working at the bus plant. 19 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,697 Lee. Okay, yeah, we got it, Lee. 20 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:56,301 Ol' left nut Lee. 21 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:57,510 Jeez. 22 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:58,869 Lunatic Lee. 23 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:01,097 Lee, we got you, Lee! 24 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,598 What a classic stinker. 25 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:16,696 Because your mom doesn't like you staying at the bookstore anymore. 26 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,948 - 'Cause it's not safe. - Why isn't it safe? 27 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,242 It's that one right there, see it? 28 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:22,994 - That one? - Yeah. 29 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:24,353 Here we go. 30 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:33,004 So, actually it has two full baths, 31 00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:36,299 which personally I think is super rare for a quadplex. 32 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:37,717 You said it was a duplex. 33 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:38,801 It's quadplex. 34 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,369 So, it's like an apartment. 35 00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:44,515 Anyway, I think it would be awful nice for a young girl 36 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:46,559 on the cusp of womanhood to have your own shower. 37 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:49,562 Come on, you can put all your girly stuff in there, like your hair products, 38 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:53,232 and your nail stuff, and your trimmers for your personal grooming. 39 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:56,486 Sneaking all the boys over. 40 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:57,570 - Vicky? - Yes. 41 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:59,513 How did the estate sale finish off? 42 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,140 Did you sell all those books in Dale's study? 43 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:07,038 - I did, actually. I made quite a profit. - Who's the lucky winner? 44 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:09,749 Let me guess, ray? 45 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:12,835 Actually, you know what? He stood me up, that scamp. 46 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,754 Yeah, he said he was coming, and he never showed. 47 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:17,531 - What do you mean? Who bought 'em? - Fuck if I know. 48 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,071 - Sorry. - What do you mean? You-you don't remember? 49 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:25,098 No, I don't remember. There were like 500 people in the house. 50 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:33,106 Speaking of houses, do you wanna rent this one? 51 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:37,175 Because, honestly, I am late for a full Brazilian. 52 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:38,844 How's the neighborhood? 53 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,242 It's affordable. 54 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:45,725 Yeah, but is it safe? 55 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:49,163 Tulsa has the worst crime in the country, you know. 56 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:51,440 - Per cap it a. - Well, that's depressing. 57 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:59,173 I don't know, there's like a cute little police station nearby, if that helps. 58 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:01,324 … It's… 59 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:05,888 But, okay, actually that probably makes it worse. 60 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:08,266 Feels safe. We'll take it. 61 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:10,500 - Really? - Great! 62 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:19,318 Okay, I can see him. 63 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,850 Hey. There he is. 64 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:30,729 May I? 65 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:33,666 Goddamn. 66 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:38,087 Getting old, it ain't for sissies. 67 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,089 Listen, thanks for meeting me, chubs. 68 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:43,342 I wanted to check in on that prick reporter. 69 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:45,052 I told him to stay away. 70 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:50,224 Good, I had my lawyers put a call on to that paper, that heartland press. 71 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:52,560 It's a long-form magazine. 72 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:56,105 I don't care what it is. The guy cornered me in a bathroom, 73 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:59,400 my dick in my hands, like a goddamn psychopath. 74 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:03,470 The guy asking me questions about skinheads and kidnapping! 75 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,931 I'm sorry, I don't mean to raise my voice. 76 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:09,434 Look, there's something else too. 77 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:11,770 Something I need done. 78 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:17,818 I'm gonna be looking at getting a security detail if I'm elected. 79 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:21,404 Protect me from nutjobs like Lee raybon. 80 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,909 You do me this favor, this thing, 81 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:30,330 I'd be hard pressed to find a better candidate to fill that need. 82 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:34,352 What's the job? 83 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:35,561 All right. 84 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:38,797 It's a favor and it's delicate. 85 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:41,508 How delicate? 86 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,427 It needs a sensitive touch. 87 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:12,622 Don't listen too long. They'll expect money. Come on. 88 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:15,792 Okay, you're giving them money. 89 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:17,419 Thank you. 90 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,943 - How much you give him? All right. - It was just a buck. 91 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:26,070 Is this about the guy that came by the store? 92 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:29,866 Listen, if I've learned one thing in the past week, 93 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:34,036 it's that the world is crazy, and they hate writers. 94 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,520 Mom says you say that all the time. 95 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,230 Say what? 96 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:40,459 That they hate writers. They don't actually hate writers, they just hate you. 97 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:43,796 Okay. That's crazy, okay? 98 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,423 People love me, all right? 99 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:46,531 And I don't know why she… 100 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:48,509 look at him. 101 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:51,453 Bow-tie wearing… watch this. 102 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:55,600 Watch somebody lie. 103 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:57,143 Just don't go to funeral homes. 104 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:59,002 Well, good luck to you, al. Sorry about that. 105 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,504 No. 106 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:04,883 Lee raybon, the king of Tulsa. 107 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:06,444 Hey, ray. 108 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:08,779 I was thinking about swinging over the antique mall. You there? 109 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:10,114 I can pick up the books. 110 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,741 I'd love to see you Lee, but you know what? 111 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,850 I went to Dallas to a big old antique fair. 112 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:16,019 You went to Dallas? 113 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:17,854 Looking cute in plaid. 114 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:20,625 I don't know how the cowboys gonna feel about that. 115 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:24,795 What a joyous day it is. I knew you were here. I saw you earlier. 116 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:25,880 Yeah. I knew you knew. 117 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:28,716 Francis, somehow you look prettier every time I see you. 118 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:30,134 And you somehow look worse. 119 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:34,555 Okay, that's because I spent the night in the fucking trunk of a car. 120 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,098 Why'd you crawl into it? 121 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,516 Yeah, 'cause I was murdered. 122 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:38,601 Listen to yourself. 123 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,895 Dhs is gonna take your kid away talking like that. 124 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:45,066 I know you don't have the books, all right? And I gave you $1500. 125 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:49,111 Technically all you gave me was a stolen Joe brainard, and you know what? 126 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:51,739 - Maybe it was a fake. - Okay, it was not a fake! 127 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:53,658 And come on! You said you'd get me the books! 128 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:55,910 I know. And you know what? I went right over there, I swear. 129 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:58,287 - You went right over? - Yes. I had to close up my shop first, 130 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,748 but I went over there and guess what? This bitch beat me to it. 131 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:01,832 - What bitch? - Catalina. 132 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:04,251 - Catalina? - Yeah, she's an old antique rat, 133 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:07,922 a bruja, a literal witch, Lee. 134 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:11,050 She must have put some kind of hex on your little cooch mouse, Vicky. 135 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,635 Ray. She sells antiques, so she's here. 136 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:13,886 - You take me to her... - no, she not here. 137 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:16,681 I got her kicked out of the Tulsa antique mill years ago. 138 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:19,016 She now sells her shit way out by lake keystone. 139 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,102 That's where she lives with some sad sack. 140 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:22,395 You'd probably love him. 141 00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:33,656 Ray. 142 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,306 Ray, don't walk away from me. Come on. 143 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:38,160 Why do you need those books so bad anyway? 144 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,704 I don't need the books. 145 00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:41,789 I need what is inside the books. 146 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:44,959 That might be the most pretentious thing you ever said. 147 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,377 Are you okay? You got a fever? 148 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:49,255 Look, they're gonna lead me to Dale's killer, okay? 149 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:51,590 I mean, I'm the furthest one to wanna spread a rumor, 150 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:53,592 but you know your friend, frank Martin, okay? 151 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:54,760 - At akron? - What about him? 152 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:58,180 Yeah, all right. Well, he's… he knows Donald washberg. 153 00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,473 Everybody knows Donald washberg. 154 00:08:59,497 --> 00:09:02,768 Yeah, political influencers, corporate raiders know Donald washberg. 155 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:06,313 Frank Martin plays golf and drinks tawny port. 156 00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:08,274 He's just another born-rich prick. 157 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:12,111 And he hires murderous ex-con skinheads, all right? 158 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,905 Didn't know that. Alan Murphy, ginger, murderer. 159 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:16,282 It's the guy at the store? 160 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,492 Okay… …you're not supposed to be listening! 161 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:19,577 - Stop listening! - What? 162 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:20,745 - Don't listen, all right? Just... - believe me, 163 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:23,372 I made a point a long time ago never to listen to your daddy. 164 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,374 Yeah, and I'm the only one who ever tells you the truth. 165 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,043 What does that say about you? 166 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,670 I never should have put you in that room with frank. 167 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:32,256 And you're one to talk about rough company. 168 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:35,426 I thought you'd be into second chances for lowly ex-cons 169 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,219 considering you're one yourself. 170 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,930 It's okay, dad. I know you went to jail. Mom told me. 171 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:41,015 What, she told you that? 172 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:44,518 - No. I overheard her talking to Johnny. -. Great. She told Johnny that? 173 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:47,063 - She said it was a week. - Yeah, and it was four days, all right? 174 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,814 - And a morning. - Okay. 175 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:51,108 - She didn't say what you did. - Lord, I went and done it now. 176 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:53,694 Jail's not as bad as you think. All right? 177 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:56,447 There's a lot of good people in jail. Nelson Mandela, Muhammad Ali, 178 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:58,949 - Martin Luther King. - Okay, so great black men of history? 179 00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:00,743 All right, merle haggard, Chet baker, 180 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,411 - Oscar wilde. - Charles man son. 181 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:05,039 If you don't go to jail, you're doing it wrong, okay? 182 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:06,457 - For god's sake. - Except you. I went to jail 183 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:09,877 - so you don't have to. - He's Jesus now. 184 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:14,590 The point is, don't listen to anyone, especially men in power. 185 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,133 Or crazy women in tahlequah. 186 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:18,344 - Yeah. Or crazy women in tahlequah. - All right. Goodbye now. 187 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,679 - No, we're going to keystone lake. -. No, we're not. 188 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,163 Then give me the 1500 bucks. 189 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,851 Well, I am not sitting on that bucket again. 190 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,937 - I put a pad on it. Come on. Let's go. - You put a pad on it. 191 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,480 - Get in there. Come on. - You put a pad on it. 192 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:31,148 - It smells like shit in here. - Yeah. 193 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:32,733 Jesus! God. 194 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,401 Francis, you'd like to ride on the bucket. 195 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,010 It's like going to a carnival ride. 196 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:39,740 This place stinks. 197 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,724 It's like a shit took a shit in here. 198 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:46,312 I have an aarp card, for Christ's sake. 199 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:49,333 - All right, this must be it? - How should I know? 200 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:52,002 I haven't seen that sorcerer since the Obama administration. 201 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,462 Why does she live in a houseboat? 202 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,197 She married a poacher. Guess it's his place. 203 00:10:56,698 --> 00:11:00,010 She suckered that poor fool for a green card, she-devil's way. 204 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:03,722 Enough, ray. All right, let's just… let's do this thing. 205 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,307 What? Well, I can't go with you, man. 206 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,184 If she sees me, you'll never get those books. 207 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:09,687 How many times do I have to tell you she's vengeful and deranged? 208 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,647 Besides, look at all the meth heads around here. 209 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,691 You can't leave the child alone out here with them. 210 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:14,775 I'll go with you, dad. 211 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:17,069 Wouldn't advise that. Child sacrifice? 212 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:20,072 That hag's not above chopping off your head and making it into a lamp. 213 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:23,617 Okay. You and ray, just chill out in the restaurant. I'll find the books. 214 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,143 Father of the year, you are. 215 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:28,038 Damn it. I can't get out. 216 00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:30,833 Hey, shit bird, let me outta here! 217 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,502 - Is he stuck? - Where's… there's no handle… 218 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,653 There's no… hey, hello, thank you. Ooh! 219 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:41,075 - You can handle the door? - Yeah, I got the door. 220 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:43,828 I'm the oldest one here, and I gotta sit on the bucket. 221 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,165 That was the worst ride I've ever had in my life. 222 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:51,520 Now, one time I rode a horse all summer long in an awful summer camp. 223 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,607 - Make him stop. - How do you turn the radio off? 224 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:55,691 You know if they have salad? 225 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,985 You gonna put this on your eggs? 226 00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:01,238 Yeah. It's what grandma used to do. Gets my sugar up. 227 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,388 Yeah, whatever. 228 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,775 Hello friends, come on in. 229 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:18,214 We got water on tap, and whiskey from the well. 230 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,549 - I'll have a double, please. - Yes, sir. 231 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,385 All right. We need a plan. 232 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:26,180 Well, first off, she's not just gonna hand you those Jim Thompson… 233 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,683 Catalina's heart is like a charcoal briquette. 234 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:32,728 She gets one whiff of what you want, and she'll hide all 235 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,356 the good stuff, or ratchet that price right through the roof. 236 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,191 Hell, you might not even get through the front door. 237 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:38,400 I can get through any door. 238 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,485 - You can? - Yeah. 239 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:40,653 You're Jesus and Batman. 240 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,220 You know, you never said what you did. 241 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,490 What I did? 242 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:47,201 Yeah, to go to jail. 243 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,203 - Thanks. - No, thank you. 244 00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:50,704 I'd love to hear that story too. 245 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:54,065 All right, look, you're a big kid. I'm gonna shoot straight with you, okay? 246 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:58,462 There was a girl, I mean, a woman. 247 00:12:58,486 --> 00:12:59,546 A woman? 248 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,674 Yeah, she used to come by the bookstore. 249 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:04,468 She loved eudora welty, you know, Peter winch. 250 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:05,928 This is a cool chick, right? 251 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,554 - Woman. - Yeah. 252 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,372 We went out of town. 253 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:15,020 Wild weekend, etc. 254 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:17,523 - This is the pg-rated version. - Okay. 255 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:20,300 She left me in tahlequah with one shoe. 256 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,611 - Okay. So, you get it. - What? 257 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:23,779 - No. - It's complicated. 258 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,823 - It certainly is. - All right, here you are. 259 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:28,909 Anchors down and bottoms up. 260 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,328 - Here you go, sir. And for the lady. - Thank you. 261 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,664 - Cheers. - If you need anything, let me know. 262 00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:35,064 - Yeah. - Yeah. 263 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,381 Ooh. 264 00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:43,632 Boy, that's strong. 265 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,116 You said the husband's a poacher? 266 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,219 Fake husband. 267 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,596 Yeah. Sit tight. 268 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,205 I got a plan. 269 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,691 - Pearl? - What? 270 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,194 Join me for some margaritas. 271 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:24,405 I don't want a Margarita. 272 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:26,717 Are you crying? 273 00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,802 Yeah, that's what you do when people die. 274 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,244 Well, are you hungry? 275 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,056 I can make you a sandwich. 276 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,331 Hand me that deli meat. 277 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,626 - It's Bologna. - And that's deli meat. 278 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,711 You need to stop drinking. 279 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,173 I'm gonna go stay at Avery's. 280 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,279 I can't be here. 281 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,934 But I've got the Bologna. 282 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,563 Hey, Betty Jo. 283 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:02,860 Hey, Marty. 284 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,839 Did I win the sweepstakes? 285 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,925 - I wish. - Yeah. 286 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:14,122 Look, I was asked by Donald to deliver this to you. 287 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:20,002 He wants to give that to you and Pearl as a gift. 288 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,147 It's $10,000. 289 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,608 Well, yeah, I can see that. 290 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:30,304 And he wants you to know that he's taking over the property. 291 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,495 I beg your pardon? 292 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:40,582 Look, Donald believes that the upkeep of the ranch is too much for you, 293 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,544 and he wants to put you in a place more manageable. 294 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:46,779 And he thinks he can do this on what authority? 295 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:52,660 He doesn't think. He has the authority. 296 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:56,056 Because of the prenuptial agreement you signed. 297 00:15:56,080 --> 00:16:02,104 An agreement I signed with my husband, Dale, not Donald the dick less wonder 298 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,856 who sends other men to do his dirty work. 299 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:07,693 I don't know all the details, Betty Jo, but I've been informed that the agreement 300 00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:12,388 you signed was between you and the family trust, not Dale as an individual. 301 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:19,854 And the trust controls the property and the trust has spoken on this matter. 302 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:23,900 But look, it's like… it's like Hamlet. 303 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:29,697 I could be bound in a nutshell and think myself a king of infinite space. 304 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,052 - Fuck you. - Come on, b... 305 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:37,347 fuck your little nutshells, get the fuck off my front porch, Hamlet. 306 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,183 Betty, come on. 307 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:41,000 You think you owe him something? 308 00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,312 Let me tell you something, chubs. 309 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:47,191 Donald's not loyal to you. He's not loyal to anyone. 310 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,651 He'll keep you around while you're useful, 311 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,321 you know, patting his back, cupping his balls, 312 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,741 but as soon as you ain't, he'll toss you away like so much trash. 313 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:59,369 And let me tell you something else, he cries when he cums. 314 00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,205 Shit, I didn't need to know that. 315 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:05,066 Tell Donald to go fuck himself because he's already fucked me. 316 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,322 I didn't need to know that. 317 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,451 Fish and wildlife! 318 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:19,288 Sergeant… special agent Cooper! 319 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:22,208 Lee Cooper. Fish and wildlife! 320 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,752 Hello! Hey! 321 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,131 Fish and wildife. 322 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,386 Witchy. 323 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,181 Special agent Cooper. 324 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,601 Lee Cooper. Fish and wildlife. 325 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:52,697 Yes. 326 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,414 What the fuck is this? 327 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,165 Caviar? 328 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,377 Hey, hey. 329 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,629 I'm talking to you. 330 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,340 Special agent Lee Cooper, here, all right? 331 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,302 Fish and wildlife. Hey, I'm talking to you. 332 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,178 Dumbass… 333 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,103 Wakey, wakey, dick hole. 334 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,359 The serpent has arisen. 335 00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:13,027 Standby. 336 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:17,424 - I'm not… okay. - Shut the fuck up. 337 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,551 But if I could… okay. 338 00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,304 And weren't you scared? 339 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,097 To the bone. 340 00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:25,974 So you just walked right in? 341 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,893 Yeah, I walked right in there. 342 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,354 I looked her right in the eyes and I said, 343 00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:33,631 "mother, this is who I am. 344 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:38,195 A proud gay man." 345 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,429 I was hardly a man, I was 15 years old. 346 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,140 I don't know what possessed me. 347 00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:50,022 She had her Bible literally open on her lap, doing her morning devotions. 348 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,234 Of course that fine Christian woman also had 349 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:56,630 an industrial sized vibrator in her underwear drawer. 350 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:59,758 I'm sorry. 351 00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:01,426 I got to be boring you. 352 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,077 Liquor makes me nostalgic. 353 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:08,416 Talk of poor dead Dale washberg makes me sad. 354 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:12,628 His whole life in a closet. 355 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:16,424 Never able to be his true self. 356 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,677 That's why I don't think he was murdered. 357 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:24,974 I think that poor man was just… he was done with all that pain. 358 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:31,748 Anyway, I think your daddy, he is good at what he does, he truly is, 359 00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,625 but this time… 360 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:37,236 …there's just no cat up that tree he's barking at, not this time. 361 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,924 Shouldn't he be back by now? 362 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,576 If I know Catalina, she' s putting him through the ringer. 363 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,138 Or burning him at the stake. 364 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,931 But your daddy is a Phoenix. 365 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:48,998 He'll be back. 366 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:52,477 That's why we love him. We love him. 367 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:53,961 - I gotta pee. - Okay. 368 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,339 Ooh. 369 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:02,094 Wish I did. Something's wrong down there. 370 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:09,852 Sal! 371 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:11,604 Another one, please. 372 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:16,502 Excuse me. 373 00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:18,671 What are you doing here? 374 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:20,840 - I was just... - just what? 375 00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:25,904 I saw… I saw the bandanas. 376 00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:28,681 The… the door was open. 377 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,642 So… I shouldn't have. 378 00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:33,394 That's right. 379 00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:35,229 You shouldn't have. 380 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,404 What's your name, picarona? 381 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,323 Jesse. 382 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,121 It's inventory. 383 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:54,999 I sell antiques. 384 00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,687 Maybe I could buy something. 385 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:01,463 You want to buy something? 386 00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:04,341 Those crystals are cool. 387 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,385 Yeah. 388 00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:08,762 The wigs. 389 00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:14,327 Maybe these books? 390 00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:15,495 You don't want those books. 391 00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:16,812 I like Jim Thompson. 392 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:18,856 You like Jim Thompson? 393 00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:22,610 What's your favorite? 394 00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:26,989 The alcoholics. 395 00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:32,345 The alcoholics is no one's favorite Jim Thompson. 396 00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:33,704 Well, it's mine. 397 00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:35,623 What's it about? 398 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:40,669 Drunks. 399 00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:46,300 I like you. 400 00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:55,351 Have a sit. You want something to drink? 401 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:21,543 Hey, brother. 402 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:23,688 Caught a rat. 403 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:24,981 I'm not a rat. 404 00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:28,884 - It's fish and wildlife, Marlon. - No, act… all right. Okay. 405 00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:38,686 I heard he'd been snooping around, and sure enough, 406 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:42,290 got him with his dick in a cookie jar. 407 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,905 Fish and wildlife don't wear pants like that. 408 00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:36,660 That is Saturday night fever pants. 409 00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:39,747 He had a gun. 410 00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:44,043 Of course he had a gun. 411 00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:49,399 He's just some government worker playing, like, undercover, 412 00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:52,444 but he's just a… he's like a headquarters type guy. 413 00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:53,719 I can tell. 414 00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:56,430 Let me see that gun. 415 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,620 That's cute. 416 00:26:07,775 --> 00:26:09,443 Shoot birds with this? 417 00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:23,141 Can I? You know… okay, okay, okay. 418 00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:25,042 Give us some privacy, will you, boys? 419 00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:29,355 On your knees. 420 00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:45,062 Sensual… 421 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,065 And lost… 422 00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:51,193 Paddlefish. 423 00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:54,279 Paladin of the lake. 424 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:58,676 Polydon spathula. 425 00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:00,327 That's a dinosaur name. 426 00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,038 Spathula. 427 00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:11,421 Okay, I don't know Jim Thompson. 428 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:15,485 But my dad does, he loves him. 429 00:27:15,509 --> 00:27:17,219 He must be a deadbeat. 430 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:20,907 Well, he's a good dad. 431 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:23,350 Or he tries to be. 432 00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:26,436 And where is this "good dad" right now? 433 00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:28,772 I don't know actually. 434 00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:31,066 I'm kind of worried. 435 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:35,237 Mi padre was a deadbeat too. 436 00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:38,716 Here, let's have a sit. 437 00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:39,741 Come here. 438 00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:45,414 There was a time when our daddy had free reign on this lake. 439 00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:50,919 Goddamned Russians didn't know the difference between… 440 00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:57,134 Paddlefish caviar and beluga. 441 00:27:58,176 --> 00:28:01,471 But beluga is "classier." 442 00:28:04,141 --> 00:28:05,994 Especially with the elites. 443 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:09,080 And that is what we're fighting. 444 00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:11,064 That's what this is. 445 00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:16,194 It's a class war. It's always been. 446 00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:20,657 The haves against the have nothings. 447 00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:27,098 It ain't black, ain't white, ain't Indian. 448 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:31,793 But it is, and you, Travolta… 449 00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:36,149 You are one of the haves. 450 00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:37,758 By the look of your pants. 451 00:28:39,009 --> 00:28:40,093 See? 452 00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:42,512 Shine don't sell no more. 453 00:28:44,014 --> 00:28:47,309 Meth will get you thirty to life. 454 00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:49,978 But caviar… 455 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:56,193 Caviar never hurt nobody. 456 00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:00,697 But it's like gold to us. 457 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:04,534 We just sell it as beluga. 458 00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:26,074 Yeah. Ain't sure you're gonna like this. 459 00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:32,104 No, I… I don't… I'm not… I'm not… 460 00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:38,110 - Yeah. - It's tasty. 461 00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:40,296 - It's… - chew it slow, son. 462 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,840 No, it's… it's very good. 463 00:29:42,864 --> 00:29:45,325 Just let it drip right down your chest. 464 00:29:46,201 --> 00:29:47,953 Yeah. Listen. I'm… 465 00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:50,330 I'm not really fish and wildlife. Right? 466 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:54,477 I stole this jacket, right? It's a dumb disguise. 467 00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:57,462 I-I was actually looking for books. 468 00:29:58,005 --> 00:29:59,256 What you looking for books for? 469 00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:01,717 To read them. 470 00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:07,347 Wait. 471 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:10,118 You're looking for books? 472 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:12,578 Yeah. 473 00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:13,603 That's all. 474 00:30:14,104 --> 00:30:17,375 Well, shit, you come to the wrong outlet mall. 475 00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:26,408 But due to the structure of your mouth, I'd never believe a word you say. 476 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:28,160 Me too. 477 00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:32,914 Could I just say one thing though? 478 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:36,310 Yeah? Thank you. Just a little help. 479 00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:37,395 Thank you. 480 00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:40,088 I'm so interested in… 481 00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:43,234 What y'all are talking about. 482 00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:48,972 All right, fish outta water, boys. 483 00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:14,539 Thanks, man. 484 00:31:20,087 --> 00:31:22,273 Can I get a coffee? Black. 485 00:31:28,929 --> 00:31:29,930 She's cute. 486 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:37,479 You're governor washberg's guy. 487 00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:42,192 He's not governor yet. 488 00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:45,153 No faith. 489 00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:48,698 Tell me your name again, pops. 490 00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:53,161 I don't recall telling you the first time. 491 00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:56,790 I must have misremembered. 492 00:31:58,750 --> 00:31:59,876 I'm Allen. 493 00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:04,482 Never seen you in here before, Allen. 494 00:32:04,506 --> 00:32:07,467 Heard the coffee was good. Thought I'd give it a try. 495 00:32:09,803 --> 00:32:10,863 Here you go, sir. 496 00:32:10,887 --> 00:32:13,557 Heard you were quite the hero at the memorial. 497 00:32:14,224 --> 00:32:16,476 Tossed that journalist out on his ass. 498 00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:18,478 And where did you hear that? 499 00:32:20,313 --> 00:32:21,690 From my associates. 500 00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:28,071 Akron. 501 00:32:28,864 --> 00:32:31,491 Proud supporters of the washberg campaign. 502 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:36,556 That fucker's got some nerve, Lee raybon. 503 00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:38,665 Harassing a family in grief. 504 00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:41,042 Yeah. 505 00:32:41,543 --> 00:32:43,461 He's got some nerve all right. 506 00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:50,552 He said something to Donald about being kidnapped by skinheads. 507 00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:54,514 You know what he was talking about? 508 00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:58,810 I make it a point not to keep up with skinheads. 509 00:33:01,062 --> 00:33:02,564 You've been following him though. 510 00:33:09,237 --> 00:33:12,157 Just what is your interest in all this? 511 00:33:13,158 --> 00:33:14,784 Same as yours, I imagine. 512 00:33:15,619 --> 00:33:17,037 Or what yours should be. 513 00:33:18,538 --> 00:33:19,998 I don't follow. 514 00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:26,213 Just keep your nose up, pops. 515 00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:43,080 I'm sorry I panicked! 516 00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:45,499 I panicked. I'm sorry. 517 00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:49,420 I just… I… I just wanted the stupid books. 518 00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:54,175 I was trying to find some woman named Catalina, and… 519 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,492 What did you say? 520 00:33:57,452 --> 00:33:58,453 Catalina. 521 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,892 Now you fucked up. That's just a whole new level of stupid. 522 00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:05,311 - Wha… what? - And you were doing so good. 523 00:34:05,335 --> 00:34:07,295 He was starting to like you. I could tell. 524 00:34:08,004 --> 00:34:09,839 And you had to go and mention the evil one. 525 00:34:10,632 --> 00:34:12,717 - You're the husband. - She stole his heart. 526 00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:14,803 And his boat. 527 00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:16,596 My house. 528 00:34:17,097 --> 00:34:18,306 His houseboat. 529 00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:21,953 But he's… he's pretty butt hurt about it all. 530 00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:23,454 I've-I've-I've never met her. 531 00:34:23,478 --> 00:34:24,830 Like I said, I'm just… 532 00:34:24,854 --> 00:34:27,500 I know it sounds dumb, you know, but I'm looking for these books. 533 00:34:27,524 --> 00:34:28,960 See, I'm a writer. 534 00:34:32,112 --> 00:34:34,632 - Well, let's just say you're a writer. - I am a writer. 535 00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:36,408 You gonna write about all this? 536 00:34:36,950 --> 00:34:39,262 What you've seen, what you heard? 537 00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:41,013 You know, that can get a man killed. 538 00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:42,974 Well, I didn't see nothin'. 539 00:34:42,998 --> 00:34:44,934 I haven't, I don't care about what I did see. 540 00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:47,395 I don't care about what I heard. I don't care about what you're selling. 541 00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:48,854 You know, I don't care about caviar. 542 00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:50,964 - Easy. - Right, look. 543 00:34:51,548 --> 00:34:52,858 I'm with you guys. 544 00:34:52,882 --> 00:34:56,612 Okay? I am. I am on your side hundred percent. 545 00:34:56,636 --> 00:34:59,115 I mean, I've been to jail. 546 00:34:59,139 --> 00:35:00,950 - I have. - Writer in prison. That's fresh. 547 00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:03,286 Yeah, what, you never heard of merle haggard? Right? 548 00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:05,454 You never heard of mahatma… 549 00:35:05,478 --> 00:35:06,789 - Henry David Thoreau? - Look. 550 00:35:06,813 --> 00:35:08,583 If you've been to prison, I've been in the damn white house. 551 00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:11,043 Okay, look. I've been to jail more than once. 552 00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:14,237 - That make you tough? - All right. 553 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:19,075 Tell us your tale of woe, Mr. Writer. 554 00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:22,203 My tale of woe? 555 00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:26,267 - Okay. - Yeah. 556 00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:30,378 All right. Well, if you really wanna hear about it, I guess, 557 00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:33,757 the first thing you'll probably want to know is 558 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:36,569 where I was born and what my lousy childhood 559 00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:38,738 was like and all that David Copperfield kind of crap. 560 00:35:38,762 --> 00:35:40,781 But to tell you the truth, I really don't feel like going into that. 561 00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:42,658 I mean, first of all, 'cause that stuff bores me. 562 00:35:42,682 --> 00:35:44,619 Second of all, my parents would have about two hemorrhages 563 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:46,245 a piece if I told anything personal about 'em. 564 00:35:46,269 --> 00:35:48,331 Not that I don't like my parents. I'm not saying that. 565 00:35:48,355 --> 00:35:49,874 That's just not what I wanna talk about. 566 00:35:49,898 --> 00:35:54,152 What I wanna talk about is the first time I did methamphetamines. 567 00:35:56,905 --> 00:35:58,114 Hell yeah. 568 00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:04,388 Okay, so I'm at a dairy queen in fort worth, Texas, getting a blizzard. 569 00:36:04,412 --> 00:36:06,515 Right? See a hot woman's behind me. 570 00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:07,683 Attractive woman. 571 00:36:07,707 --> 00:36:10,186 Kind of woman you might see painted on the side 572 00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:12,480 of a fighter jet, you know what I'm saying? 573 00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:13,505 Okay? 574 00:36:14,422 --> 00:36:16,192 But he didn't leave me alone though. 575 00:36:16,216 --> 00:36:17,509 His friend's here. 576 00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:20,345 And he's drunk, but… 577 00:36:22,305 --> 00:36:24,950 Sounds bad when I say it out loud. 578 00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:26,184 It does. 579 00:36:27,644 --> 00:36:28,645 Yeah. 580 00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:32,524 But he loves me. 581 00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:35,294 I know that. 582 00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:37,654 Loves you so much, he leaves you alone with the drunks. 583 00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:42,200 I shouldn't judge. 584 00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:45,022 This is good, by the way. Thanks. 585 00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:49,874 You're nice, not like what I heard. 586 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:52,961 What have you heard? 587 00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:56,899 I meant, like, not what I expected. 588 00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:01,177 Could I have some more tea? 589 00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:05,807 Sure. 590 00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:31,040 So I wake up naked in a car. 591 00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:33,501 But it ain't my car. 592 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:40,901 There's a three-legged dog lickin' my eye, and Juan is hog-tied 593 00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:43,404 in the back seat, and that's when the cops show up. 594 00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:44,488 Yeah. 595 00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:46,031 What happened to the topless girl? 596 00:37:46,055 --> 00:37:47,450 Never saw her again. 597 00:37:47,474 --> 00:37:50,411 - Damn. - Sometimes I wonder if she even existed. 598 00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:54,331 That is the god damnedest story I ever heard. 599 00:37:54,355 --> 00:37:55,732 You wanna know what? 600 00:37:57,066 --> 00:38:00,171 It's those cops marched me 601 00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:04,616 naked and afraid into the back of that wagon. 602 00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:11,080 All I could think about was how much I just hurt my daughter. 603 00:38:13,166 --> 00:38:14,375 I let her down. 604 00:38:17,045 --> 00:38:18,296 I'm all she's got. 605 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,089 That's right. 606 00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:21,984 And I hurt her. 607 00:38:22,008 --> 00:38:24,594 I did. I know that. You know? 608 00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:29,098 And she's at the Marina right now. 609 00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:31,059 Waiting for me. 610 00:38:31,935 --> 00:38:33,144 All alone. 611 00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:36,081 I don't want her scared, but I don't want her growing up 612 00:38:36,105 --> 00:38:38,834 in a fucking quadplex either, you know what I mean? 613 00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:42,153 I mean, I'm… I don't know. I'm confused. 614 00:38:45,532 --> 00:38:47,593 - I believe your story. - Thank you. 615 00:38:47,617 --> 00:38:50,078 There's too much damn detail for it to be a lie. 616 00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:52,956 I believe you are a writer. 617 00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:55,434 Thank you. 618 00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:56,626 You should write about us. 619 00:38:57,585 --> 00:39:00,088 Yeah. We'd make a good book. 620 00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:02,942 The beluga brothers. 621 00:39:02,966 --> 00:39:04,443 Good title. 622 00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:08,072 I wish I was a writer sometimes. 623 00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:11,266 I mean, I'd like to tell her the truth of my soul, 624 00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:14,227 no matter how she's wronged me. 625 00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:18,999 I'm what you'd call a poetic dyslexic. 626 00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:26,656 I got an idea. 627 00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:30,034 You got a pen and paper? 628 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:34,640 I'm just praying I keep it down, sal. My stomach's like the roaring seas. 629 00:39:34,664 --> 00:39:37,333 - Yeah, I'm pulling for ya. - Good. 630 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,271 - Let's go, let's go, let's go. - What? 631 00:39:40,295 --> 00:39:42,797 - I got the books, the Jim thompsons. - How? Where's Catalina? 632 00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:46,026 - Right behind me. Now, come on. Let's go! - Hang on, I gotta pay the bill. 633 00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:48,112 Your daddy stuck me with it as usual. 634 00:39:48,136 --> 00:39:51,448 - Are you kidding me? Come on, hurry! - Hang on. Sal! 635 00:40:04,193 --> 00:40:09,925 Catalina, it's as if the ancient ones themselves blew you… 636 00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:15,830 - Wait, wait, not "blew," "dreamt." - …dreamt you into existence. 637 00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:17,999 - You blew… - no. 638 00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:23,922 …fell into my life like how the sunset falls on the keystone lake. 639 00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:29,612 Your very soul intertwined into mine, and visions of 640 00:40:29,636 --> 00:40:33,014 you danced like mirages in the pirate tales of old. 641 00:40:34,307 --> 00:40:38,186 I'm a passionate man and believe that's why you love me. 642 00:40:39,312 --> 00:40:43,816 But to be all yours, I must kill my passion. 643 00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:46,462 That's a catch-22. 644 00:40:47,987 --> 00:40:50,382 If I never have your company again, 645 00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:53,159 I will Cherish the memories that we created. 646 00:40:54,035 --> 00:40:57,473 If you move on to another, well, that will be one lucky man. 647 00:40:57,497 --> 00:40:58,849 Raymond mosley. 648 00:40:58,873 --> 00:41:01,101 Catalina estragon. 649 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:05,147 I should've known it was you behind all of this. So disgraceful, ray. 650 00:41:05,171 --> 00:41:08,192 Even for you. But you never had any class. 651 00:41:08,216 --> 00:41:11,528 Class? You wouldn't know class if it was tattooed on your tits. 652 00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:14,573 - You half-assed fagin! - What'd you call me? 653 00:41:15,765 --> 00:41:18,744 If you don't know dickens, you don't deserve these books. 654 00:41:18,768 --> 00:41:21,622 - She stole my books. Grab 'em. - No. No! 655 00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:23,398 - Give 'em back. - Stop, please. 656 00:41:25,942 --> 00:41:30,947 If you find it in you to give me one more stab at it, 657 00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:38,788 I would do everything that is within me to give you the life you deserve. 658 00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:47,690 - All right, good luck. Hey, Lee. - Yeah. 659 00:41:47,714 --> 00:41:50,174 - Pure poetry, brother. Thank you. - All right. 660 00:41:51,134 --> 00:41:53,946 I hope Catalina sees in you what I see in you. 661 00:41:53,970 --> 00:41:55,489 You and me both. 662 00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:56,597 Francis! 663 00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:00,935 Francis! 664 00:42:04,981 --> 00:42:06,065 Francis! 665 00:42:06,983 --> 00:42:09,211 - Dad? - Francis! 666 00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:10,695 Dad. Dad! 667 00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:15,092 You have no idea how happy I am to see you. 668 00:42:15,116 --> 00:42:16,885 - I found them. - What's wrong with him? 669 00:42:16,909 --> 00:42:19,304 - What's wrong with you? - Don't look in the barrel. 670 00:42:19,328 --> 00:42:22,433 - Why? What's in the barrel? - It's-it's the books. But it's okay. 671 00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:23,583 - Don't worry. - Wait! 672 00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:25,519 What? Who would do that? 673 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:29,023 - That bitch! - ! Shit! 674 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:31,483 - Shit! They're first editions! - We tried. 675 00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:34,278 - Sorry. - Ray! 676 00:42:34,302 --> 00:42:35,904 - No, but dad, no, it's okay. - No! 677 00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:37,281 - Stop. I promise... - no, it's not okay! 678 00:42:37,305 --> 00:42:40,200 - I tried. I-I-I tried. - No! 679 00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:44,329 She had help from some man. We all tried. I offered to pay her. 680 00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:45,354 Shit. 681 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:50,669 You never know you're drunk until you're standing up. 682 00:42:50,693 --> 00:42:53,005 I don't know why sal gave me so much whiskey. 683 00:42:53,029 --> 00:42:54,906 Maybe 'cause you kept asking for it. 684 00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:57,075 That's probably true. 685 00:42:58,451 --> 00:43:00,304 - Hey, dad. - Yeah. 686 00:43:00,328 --> 00:43:02,080 - Dad, stop. Come on. - What? 687 00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:07,960 You said, "it's not the books that I wanted", 688 00:43:08,544 --> 00:43:12,715 "it's what's in the books." So I found what's in the books. 689 00:43:15,259 --> 00:43:16,427 You got the letters? 690 00:43:22,558 --> 00:43:24,995 How did you get the letters? 691 00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:26,830 I was attacked with a harpoon! 692 00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:29,583 I was forced to eat paddle fish eggs! 693 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:31,210 How did you do it? 694 00:43:31,234 --> 00:43:32,401 How? 695 00:43:32,902 --> 00:43:34,987 I guess I stole them. 696 00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:40,535 "Family can be a peculiar thing. 697 00:43:41,285 --> 00:43:45,140 I love my brother Donald, but he's in a league with agents of evil." 698 00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:47,017 No, wait, wait. Read that again. 699 00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:51,295 I said he is in league with agents of evil. 700 00:43:52,922 --> 00:43:55,716 Donald is attempting to feather his nest. 701 00:43:56,676 --> 00:43:59,762 Hell bent on satisfying his ambitions. 702 00:44:00,513 --> 00:44:06,018 And he will use this family as so much fuel for the fires of his greed.